calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

ronaldreagancutupwhiletalking:

this gif is like… almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse…

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bodhisattvawithoutorgans:

“your teens are about” “your 20s are about” there’s no schedule babes

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kosmogrl:

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dailykafka:

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— March 15, 1914 / Franz Kafka diaries

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huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

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boyflesher-deactivated20230106:

death will not do us part you stupid cunt

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relelvance:

relelvance:

There is not a single game on planet earth worth 70 dollars

This was not an invite to change my opinion btw

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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planetbeanie:

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Today’s beanie of the day is Poopsie the Bear!

Birthday- 3/31/2001

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banquetine:

librarycard:

lets all take out our intestines and braid them together like friendship bracelets

That’s weird

sorry…

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shutup-rachel:

shutup-rachel:

First base is beating the shit out of each other second base is having a civil conversation

Third base is dying for each other fourth base is marriage

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